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Fun Stuff
Crossword Puzzle
Across
1. Cultivated plot
4. Written musical
compositions
9. Film
10. Refrain from voting
11. Listlessness
12. Meat or vegetables
cooked slowly
14. Shrink
16. Evaded
19. Part of the neck
20. Resident
23. Inactivity
24. Play
25. Excused
26. Deferred payment
Sudoku Rules: The rules of the game are simple. Fill in
all the squares in the grid so that each row, column and
each of the 3x3 squares contains all the digits from 1 to
9 without repeats or omissions.
2018 June/July
Pg 16 - The Sunshine Express
Riddle Me
1 - What has two ends but no beginning?
2 - How do trees get onto the internet?
3 - What do you call a can opener that
doesn¡¯t work?
An Irishman, Mexican and Redneck working on a high
bridge were eating lunch when the Irishman said, ¡°Corned
beef & cabbage! If I get corned beef one more time for
lunch, I¡¯m going to jump off this bridge.¡±
The Mexican opened his lunch, ¡°If I get burritos one more
time, I¡¯m jumping off too.¡±
Redneck looks at his bologna sandwich, ¡°If I get bologna
one more time, I also will jump off!¡±
The next day, the Irishman sees corned beef & cabbage
and jumps off the bridge. The Mexican sees burritos and
also jumps off. Redneck gets bologna and jumps as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman¡¯s wife is cries, ¡°If I¡¯d known
he was tired of corned beef & cabbage I would¡¯ve never
given it to him!¡±
The Mexican¡¯s wife also cries, ¡°I could have given him
tacos! I didn¡¯t realize he hated burritos.¡±
Everyone turns to Redneck¡¯s wife. ¡°Hey, don¡¯t look at me¡±
she said, ¡°He always made his own lunch!¡±
Can you color the Trout image at right to match the
picture below? How about choosing your own colors
and making a unique masterpiece? Whatever you
decide, have FUN!!
Color Me
Sudoku
Commonyms
Two Turkeys #63: ¡®Well said¡¯
Last Laugh
Railroad crossing, watch out for the
cars, how do you spell that without
any R¡¯s?
Can you find some food in
the words below?
BRIBE ANSWER
Can you find a useful tool in
the words below?
BECAME RAIN
Down
1. Risk taker
2. Stud
3. Panache
5. Monetary
value
6. Responded
7. Tendon
8. Freight
13. Flatfish
15. Use up
17. Take away
18. Large ex-
panse of water
19. Dissonance
21. Accolade
22. Pace
¡°Man is born to live and not to
prepare to live.¡±
- Boris Pasternak
¡°The best preparation for tomorrow
is doing your best today.¡±
- Jackson Brown, Jr.
Tease Me
Find Me
A commonym is group of words that have a common
trait. For example: the words: A Wave - A Smile
- A Hug... They¡¯re all contagious. Can you solve
these commonyms?:
1- Mat - Way - Bell
2- Cup - Pan - Patty
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
7 4 17 14 13 15 1 7 11 9
_ _ L _ _ _ _
4 2 22 13 17 14 13
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
13 9 1 7 9 24 17 14 13 15 1 23 4 2 9
- _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
- 18 4 11 2 25 4 4 17 9 2
Time for a break and some fun!
(Solutions/Answers are on page 15)
Cryptogram